This is CSI Miami, that means Crime Stuff…in Miami.– Randy, My Name is Earl
Hot Chicks: Sarah Chang
I don’t know much about her other than she’s hot and plays violin.
A Polish family is sitting around the living room. The wife turns to the husband and says, “Let’s send the kids out back to p-l-a-y, so we can fuck.” Your mother’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate. Your mom’s so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, “Sorry, we don’t do...