February 2011
8 posts
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Feb 1st
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“If you look annoyed all the time, people think you’re busy. Think about...”
– George Costanza
Feb 1st
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January 2011
14 posts
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“People of Earth…how are you?”
– Yoko Ono 
Jan 27th
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“I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”
– Wimpy, Popeye
Jan 23rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Pink (6) Ke$ha (3) The Clash (3) The Smiths (2) Regina Spektor (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 22nd
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“It’s a bit like having sex with a jellyfish: once might an interesting...”
– Grant Morrison
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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“You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before dudereses. Ovaries before...”
– Leslie Knope (Parks & Recreation, S2E2 // “The Stakeout”) (via heathermarie) (via tinywords) (via jennhoney, withnoapology-deactivated201008)
Jan 15th
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Jan 12th
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Taken →
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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“Oooh look at me Marge, I’m making people Happy! I’m the magical man,...”
– Homer Simpson
Jan 8th
4 notes
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Jan 6th
1 note
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Kitten Mittens
Jan 4th
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“Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.”
– Nelson Muntz
Jan 2nd